The
Sinister Six In:
The Stupid Bomb
Andon:
Well, this one is short and kooky, but well worth a
read anyway. Enjoy and what not! I need more screen
time...*groans*
Narrator:
At the Justice Leaque Headquarters, Gauntlet, Ben and
several other Megaman Community Members discuss a plan
to take on the new evil forces which have plaqued New
Megaolpolis.
Ben:
*slaming a fist down on the table* We have to act now!
There's no telling what those army of villains are up
to.
Gauntlet:
Don't worry Ben. We've Got Gary doing undercover work.
He's at Super Chaos's base now spying.
Captain
Sparky: No offense, but Gary isn't exactly spy material.
Sanity:
Right. You should of went yourself.
Ben:
True...but we aren't getting pranked right now...right?
Everyone:
Good point!!
Narrator:
Elsewhere Gary is dressed as one of Super Chaos's minions
spying at the front.
Gary
(as a Minion): Here's your shake sire.
Super
Chaos: Finally! *takes it*
(Another Minion comes in)
Minion:
Sir! We have developed the new weapon!
Gary:
(To himself) Uh oh...
Super
Chaos: Good. Explain how it works.
Gary:
(To himself) Yes...please do.
Minion:
Well sir...it's quite simple. Presenting The Stupid
Bomb! *pulls out a bomb*
Gary:
We're really in trouble...*to himself*
Minion:
Basically, you throw it at a target...then the target
becomes really stupid for a long while.
Gary:
*is taking notes*
Super
Chaos: *spits out his drink* Bleeech. This was supposed
to be super crunchy. This is super spicey!
Minion:
Crap...I gotta go check the other bombs.
Gary:
*approaches the minion* Here...let me hold that for
you...you look awfully tired.
Minion:
Thanks...what a pal. *takes off*
Gary:
*prepairs to leave when Super Chaos approaches him*
Super
Chaos: HEY! Stop right there!
Gary:
*gulps*
Super
Chaos: *peers over him* Look at your armor! It's
horrible!
Gary:
*mimicking his voice* YEah...I bought it at the Megaopolis
Shop down the street.
Super
Chaos: IT'S CHEAP!
Gary:
*takes of the armor and leaves it on the floor in front
of Super Chaos*
Super
Chaos: *yelling at the dead armor* YOU'RE A DISCRACE
TO THE ARMY UNIFORM! STAND UP WHILE I'M TALKING TO YOU!
Gary:
*leaving with the bomb* I bet Super Chaos was the inspiration
for the Stupid Bomb.
(At headquarters)
Gauntlet:
Agreed. We'll let them make the first move...and we'll
go from there.
Ben:
We'll be sitting ducks!
Sparky:
It seems we all can't come to an agreement.
Sanity:
I know...I wish Gary would get back with some information.
Gary:
*comes running in with the bomb* Hey Guys! Guess what
I got!
(Gary trips and he drops the bomb and it explodes)
Ben:
I was going to say attack first...but screw that! *hits
his head on the wall*
Gauntlet:
I was going to say something important...but I forgot...
Sparky:
Hehehehe...An Eskimo in 80 degree's heat.
Gary:
What happend? Ah well...*Hits himself over the head
with a mallet*
Sanity:
Wow...I feel so much better!
Scott:
What's goin' on? I don't feel any different!?
Gauntlet:
Come on Ben...Gary...let's go attack Super Chaos's Army!
 Ben
and Gary: *looking in opposite directions* OKAY!
(Meanwhile The Minion has assembled the large army of
Super Chaos out in the field)
Minion:
Okay guys. You all are armed with the most powerful
weapon in Megaolpolis warfare. Together we will crush
the good guys and reign supreme.
Army:
Yeah!
One
guy: How do you opperate the weapon?
Minion:
Simple! Treat it like a ordinary bomb. But remember,
it's perfectly safe...as long as you don't drop it.
Some
guy way out in back: Uh oh....
Minion:
Is there a problem out there?
Some
guy way out in back: Hmmmm...maybe.
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMM!!
(The entire Army is now a bunch of stupid idiots)
Minion:
Okay...ummm...now that we are all stupid...I guess we
should...ummm..
One
guy: Look at this! *booooom!*
Another
guy: *laughs* Watch this! *boooom*
Another
Guy: Look what happends when I smash two bombs together...
BOOOOOOM!!!
Guy:
A bigger explosion!
Gauntlet:
*taps Minion on the shoulder*
Gauntlet:
EXcuse Me...is this the army we are supposed to defeat?
Guy:
*rides by on a unicycle juggling bombs*
Minion:
Oh my! We have guests! And nobody told me!
Ben:
*shakes Minion's hand* Shall we battle now?
Minion:
Here honered guests! Take these bombs as a gift. *gives
them several bombs*
Guy:
*plays baseball with a bomb*
Another
Guy: *tries to hit it with a bat*
BOOOOOM!!
Gary:
I guess this means we won? *walks off with Ben and Gauntlet*
Gauntlet:
Spoils of war...
Ben:
Yay!
Gary:
I wonder what these things do?
Ben:
Donno...*looks at it upside down*
several hours later at Super Chaos's base...
Minion:
Hmmm...the effects are slowy wearing off sir...however
the army are still playing around with the stupid bombs.
Super
Chaos: *groan* This isn't working out so well...And
you said you "gave" those goody goodys some of the bombs?
Minion:
*gulp* Yesss sir...but it wasn't my fault...the bomb's
effects...
Super
Chaos: *waves a hand of silence* No matter. One
of those lame brains is sure to set one off...making
them stupider than us.
Minion:
Well...at the rate the army is going...I'm afraid we're
the dumber ones.
Super
Chaos: Yes...but that will be fixed thanks to my
new invention. My Smart Bombs.
Minion:
Smart Bombs sir?
Super
Chaos: *pulls open a curtain showing a pile of them*
These outta counter effect the stupid bombs. Drop a
slew of these on our own men, and we'll be the smartest
army in the world.
Minion:
*examining the bombs* Not bad sir. A definate success.
Super
Chaos: With the goodies dumb as mud, and us smarter
than heck...they'll be no stopping us.
Minion:
*pulling out a bomb from the middle of the pile* So
how do they work...
*rumble*
Super
Chaos: OH no...
*the pile lands on Minion and they all explode*
Super
Chaos: Great...
Minion:
A unique success. It seems that now I'm smarter than
you former leader.
Super
Chaos: What do you mean..."former"?
Minion:
With my new brains I shall rule this army with a strong
hold. And now I know all your clever little traps. *pulls
a lever*
Super
Chaos: *falls in* HEY!!! *trap snaps shut*
Minion:
Now I shall rule the world!!
*Back at HQ*
Ben:
*holding his head* The effects are starting to wear
off.
Gauntlet:
Finally! Super Chaos could of attacked us while our
guard was down.
Gary:
Sorry about that guys...forgot that I'm kinda clumsy.
Gauntlet:
Yeah...well next time leave the spying to the master.
*Naop comes in*
Naop:
Hey guys. I found this bomb in the hallway. Let's set
it off and see what it does.
Everyone:
NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMM!!
Narrator:
With the heros down with stupidy...will Megaopolis be
doomed?
Minion:
*standing on a hill with all the stupid army running
ammock*
Minion:
My army. Together we shall rule this planet!
Guy:
Look what happens when I smash three bombs together!
Narrator:
Nah.
Special
Note: Thanks to the Super Mario Brothers Super Book
for inspiration for this epilouge!
END!
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