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The
NEW Sinister Six in:
The Apple of My Eye
 Leon: Love. Talk about a screwy thing to fall head over heals for. It's a shame this wasn't released on Valentines day, but what can you do about it? Except fall for the woman who obviously has a nasty spell bent over you! Not on Britt's watch!
Narrator: In the Megaopolis streets, the S6 are in the middle of a heated battle with the dreaded Sleek Squad once again. Who will prevail in this showdown of wits and terror?
 Lance: *Tries to Torch Rich* Stand still you little bugger!
 Rich: *jumps out of harms way* That tactic only worked last time we fought Flareman! *throws a bomb*
Lance: *gets bombarded* Uggggg...that hurts...
 Ben: Here, let me put the man on ice. No offense Gary...
 Gary: *fighting Dashman* None taken.
Ben: *flames the closest fire hydrant* Bring on the Aqua baby!
*The Fire Hydrant hooses down Flareman's powers*
Lance: Doh...not fair! *is KOed by another one of Rich's bombs*
*Leon and Britt are tangling with Stretchman*
 Fred: Both of your powers are useless against me!
 Britt: Not this time! *sends a blade under Fred*
Leon: *shocks Fred* Hahahahaha!
Fred: Oww...Oww...Owww! That hurts! Electricity shouldn't phase me!
Britt: Not with solid metal lining the bottom of you.
Leon: And you're not grounded, so suck up the pain buddy. *continues electrocuting him*
 Erik: *throws Graniteman into a building* Okay, that's enough guys. *grabs Stretchman and ties him into a knot*
Leon: Ahhhh man... I wanted to finish him.
Erik: You already did, I just wrapped him into a pretty bow. *smiles*
Britt: Erik Behind you!
Erik: *grabs Graniteman from behind and moulds him into a giant ball*
 Peter: How did you...?
Erik: Ben! Catch! *tosses Graniteman ball to Ben*
Ben: *kicks the guy far off into the distance* Adios.
Peter: *knocked into the horizen* AAAAAAARRRRRGGGG!!
Ben: Almost done there Gary?
 Dash: *running circles around Iceman*
Gary: Almost. Just a second.
Dash: You are pitful! Stupid and ugly! You cannot fight what you cannot see! *continues racing around Gary*
Gary: Okay...that hurt. But you'll hurt more. *Ices the floor*
Dash: *runs over it and slips* Ahhhhh...crap! *lands into a building and is knocked out*
Gary: Now I'm done.
*The Six regroup*
Leon: We showed those bozos.
Erik: Yup. They got a little sloppy this time, that's why they lost.
Rich: Bah, they are just old news. We adapted to their tactics.
Britt: I think we just got lucky this time...
Ben: Maybe, welp I throughly enjoyed this butt kicking, let's go home and celebrate!
*they all agree and head off*
Narrator: Either did they know that a darkened figure is stalking them from above the city streets.
*At S6 H.Q. The Birds are singing...*
Gary: *shoots the birds down with a slingshot* That's Eight...
Erik: Gary! Leave the darn birds alone already!!
Gary: Sorry, they were annoying me.
Ben: I thought you were a prankster, not a sadist...
Rich: Oh, he was just hitting them with pepples, they aren't hurt, just knocked out for a while.
Erik: Ah...common mistake Katto. *sarcasm*
Rich: You can call me Rich now, Katto just doesn't appeal to me anymore.
*Leon and Britt come into the room*
Erik: Back so soon?
Rich: That sure was quick...
Leon: Well, Odin didn't put up much of a fuss this time.
Britt: He actually went to jail quietly...surprisingly.
Ben: I think he's up to something. Honestly.
Erik: You're probably right, doesn't seem like his nature to go peacefully.
Britt: Specially after the damage he caused before Leon joined the crew.
Gary: All this time...he was working for Scorpion.
Leon: A spy too, good thing I joined when I did.
*Alarm blares off*
Britt: Jeeez, I just got back already!
Erik: Don't worry, Ben, Gary, Rich, and I will take this one. You and Leon stay here and rest.
Leon: Hell no, take me with you. I want some action!
Gary: I'll stay here and comfort Britt.
Britt: *growls at Gary*
Erik: *shrugs* Okay men, we're off!
*the four of them teleport out*
Gary: Hope they'll be alright.
Britt: I'm sure they'll be fine. We can monitor them from here.
Gary: It's a done deal.
*Meanwhile at a jewlery shop*
???: Sorry boys, but I feel that these jewels belong to me.
Store Clerk: It's all yours...*drools*
Erik: *comes in* Not if I have something to say about it!
Leon: Stop right there and...
*the four of them gaze upon the robber*
 Apple: Well howdey there boys. How are things in the hero bizz?
Ben: UHhhh...okay.
Rich: *nods in agreement*
Apple: Don't mind me here. I'm just picking me up some Jewels for my collection. *giggles as she sways her hair about*
Erik: Sure....ummm..we understand. Right guys?
*they all continue to stare at Apple*
Rich: Sooo...um missy, what's your name?
Apple: You all can call me Apple. Heh. You know, you all are kinda cute. *she pinches Rich's chin*
Rich: *laughs* Awww...thanks madam.
Apple: Now if you boys don't mind, I got some other places I need go visit, so maybe I'll catch you all later?
Leon: *smiles stupidly*
Erik: Sure maam, don't let us hold you up. *he grins*
Apple: Okay huns. Adios now! *she waves goodbye and blows them each a kiss*
Rich: Wow...what a baaaaaaaaabe.
Erik: Oh yeah...You think me and her...you know..
Ben: I saw her first!
Leon: I believe that she looked at me!
Rich: HEY! She pinched my chin! Not yours!
Erik: Sorry Rich, The ladies don't go for physcos.
Rich: You'll pay for that remark Erik! *tosses a Bomb at Erik*
Erik: *barley dodges* Hey! You bastard!
Leon: *zaps the both of them* She's mine!
Rich: *punches Leon back* I don't think so kid!
Leon: I maybe the youngest blood here, but that doesn't mean I can't have my share of women!
Ben: *torches all three of them* Says you! I came on the team first!
*the four of them start rough housing*
Gary: HEY! WAKE UP!! *freezes the lot of them, then unfreezes them*
Erik: What happend?
Ben: I donno...I feel...weird.
Gary: What did you guys do here? The robber got away with the goods!
Rich: Crap...I completly forgot.
Leon: I donno what happend, we were ready to fight and then...wham...I lost control over my senses.
Britt: *comes in* Well good job guys! I donno what were going to tell the press about this one.
Erik: We don't say anything, let's split before they show up.
*they all teleport out*
(Back at H.Q.)
Britt: It's a good thing we decided to keep an eye on you guys through the monitor.
Leon: Well, that won't happen again. Whoever that girl was, she's going down!
Ben: No way will I fall for her again! No sir!
*2 days later at the Clothing Multiplex*
Ben: I'll do anything for you Apple my dear...and I mean anything...
Apple: Well in that case Fireman hunny, break open this seal, so I can get the diamond inside!
Ben: Yes maam! *breaks it open*
*alarm goes off*
Apple: Quick Gutsman, hand me the jewl!
Erik: Right away my Apple lady!
Apple: If you guys really want to make a gal happy, you'll stall the cops while I make my escape!
Rich: But of course my Apple! We'll stall them for you!
Leon: Right away!
Apple: Awwwww...you all are so cute! Bye bye now! *she leaves*
Erik: I'd do anything for Apple.
Ben: Me too.
Leon: She's my baaaaabe!
Ben: Ummm...no, she's mine.
Erik: *twacks Ben into the wall* SHE'S MINE!
Rich: *bombs Erik into the ground* I'M SORRY, BUT I SAW HER FIRST!
Leon: *shocks Rich* NO MEEE!
*they all wrestle on the ground*
Gary: OH GAWD, NOT AGAIN! *freezes them, then unfreezes them*
Erik: Ohhhh..um...want happend to the big jewl that was in here?
Britt: You handed it to that girl.
Erik: Crap.
Gary: And Ben broke it open and set off the alarms
Ben: Double Crap
Britt: And the cops are on their way here now.
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