Narrator: Deep within the sewers of Dopplertown, Double lurks around a conduit searching for his cache of Uranium-235 he stole to make an Atom Bomb later
Double:
Where the hell did I put it? My sensors are showing signs of massive raditation
but it's not my U-235. And why must I be talking to my.... *trips*
Double:
Oof! *Picks up glowing rod* What the... hey I feel a tingling YARGGGGH !
*Double transforms into his second form*
Double:
MWHAHAHAHA !!! I have my powerful form again.... But I even feel more powerful
than I've ever been... Now I can exact my revenge upon those fools, the X-Force
!!! MWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Narrator: Meanwhile our heroes prepare for the funeral of their dearly departed Lynx* (*see Alon's tale Tellenous for the death of Lynx at Cossacks Creations)
Ben:
Does this suit make me look fat?
Anton:
Everything makes you look fat!
Ben:
*shocks Anton with his stun gun*
Anton:
YEOOOOOOOOOOW!
Rob:
Won't you two stop fighting?!? Lynx just died!!! WAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!
Rick:
Yeesh! What a baby, I'm turning on the news...
Remote: *click*
TV Anchor: In local news, the body of recently-desceased X-Force member Lynx has been stolen of Lagoon Funeral Home, authorities are baffled on who stole...
Ben:
Why didn't they contact us?!?
Matt:
They cut the phone line, and the cable's next...
Marc:
Thanks alot Alon...
Alon:
*walks in* What did I do?!?
Matt:
You only bought a timeshare for Tropical Lagoon Vistas with our savings...
Alon:
That was money well spent...
Marc:
Tell that to Ben you big idiot!
Alon:
Take that back you little...
Rob:
WILL YOU ALL SHUT THE HELL UP ?!?
X-Force: ?!?
Rob:
Thank you...
Rick:
*whispers to Alon* Getting a little bold aren't we?
Alon:
Indeed...
TV Anchor: This just in! Double in his second form is razing Dopplertown it is estimated his assult has already killed 2 000 000 humans and reploids...
X-Force: 0_0
Matt:
What to do now oh fearless leader...
Ben:
*isn't there*
Matt:
Looks like he's a coward...
Ben:
*honks horn* Let's get a move on !
Rob:
So who's the coward?
Matt:
Shut up...
*an hour and six toll booths later*
Alon:
Wouldn't it be just quicker to teleport?
Ben:
We're not the Sinister Six alright? Besides we weren't built with teleporter...
Alon:
Damn creators....
??:
Reaper Slash... *slices Ben's car in half*
*X-Force tumble helplessly*
*Anton rolls at Double's feet*
Ben:*Wakes
up* ANTON !
Double:
Hello you little fungus... this should feel fimilar... THUNDERSTRIKE!!!
SHER-KRAK !!!!
Anton:
AIEEEEEEEEEEEEEE !!!!
Double:
MWHAHAHA!!! Rot in hell you little bastard... *twip* huh?
Rick:
Alon! Give him your Sunday best!
Alon:
Coming up! That fungus diddn't deserve to die like that !*BRAKKKKK*
*Double unaffected*
Double:
Pity, I didn't feel a thing *SLASH*
Alon:
ARGHHHHH! My gut!
Double:
*tugs Rick's web*
Rick:
*gets pulled over Double* WHOAAAAA!!!! *SLASH* *THUMP*
Ben:
Alon! Rick! Are you ok....
Rick:
I think we'll...
*Alon, Rick and Anton's body teleport*
Ben:
What the hell? Where'd they go?
Marc:
Ask later! Hey tubby! *flies up above Double* I have a nice present...
Ben:
Everybody! Duck!
Matt, Rob, Ben: *duck*
Marc:
TRIPLE TORNADO!!!!
*debris flies around when the dust settles , Double still stands with dozens of fan blades surrounding him*
Ben:
Shit! Marc! Get out of there!
*the fan blades shred Marc's wings*
Matt:
Don't worry! I'll...
Double:
HEAVY LASER!!!
Matt:
*catches Marc*
*Heavy Laser pireces both Marc and Matt's armor*
Ben:
Damn it, I've lost too many friends too fast... PREPARE TO DIE DOUBLE!!! *pounces
on Double*
Rob:
Ben!!! WAIT!!!
Double:
*slashes at Ben's torso*
Ben:
Argggggggh !!!!
Double:
*kicks Ben in the chin*
THUMP!!!
Double:
You have more guts than you have brains M-Dee... I'll at least have the pleasure
of killing you!!! *slash unscathes*
Rob:
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO.....*jumps*
*SLASH*
*Rob falls down in two pieces*
Ben:
Rob... you....
Rob:
No prob....Be.....*faints*
Ben:
No...*SNIKT* ARGHHHHHHHHH !
Double:
With that you couldn't possibly survive much longer... Long enough for in
your final moments.... that you'll remember... I defeated you...
Ben:
I'll see you in... hell... Asswipe...
Double:
HA! Indeed you will... *teleports*
Ben:
*transported to some satellite*
???:
Don't talk Ben, I'll fix you and the X-Force, Better than ever...
Ben:
Who... who... are you?
???:
Just call me Nth.
To Be Continued...